Sunday, June 19, 2005

Mastercard Debacle

Just this week it was revealed that almost 40 million credit cardholder's information may have been compromised through a breach at Cardsystems. Of the companies affected by the breach, Mastercard appears to be the most vocal. In my opinion, they appear to be hiding behind Cardsystem's noncompliance with Mastercard security practices as a way to salvage their public image.

CardSystems processes about $15 billion worth of transactions a year for Visa, Mastercard and a variety of smaller credit card providers.

Given the amount of data passing through the company, the casual observer may assume that Mastercard would care about Cardsystems security practices. According to a NY Times article, they must not:

Jessica Antle, a MasterCard spokeswoman, said that CardSystems had never demonstrated compliance with the payment association's standards. "They were in violation of our rules," she said. ref.


So, Cardsystems never displayed compliance with Mastercard security standards? Mastercard has been a customer of CardSystems for at least 5 years. Given more than five years, how could a company like Mastercard that is ostensibly considered about customer security and confidentiality not conduct a security audit of Cardsystems?

Note: This timeframe was gathered based upon a quote taken from a former employee of the CardSystems corporation. The employee, Gary Knotts, claimed that CardSystems worked with "... Mastercard on compliance issues" while he was employed by Cardsystems in the late 1990s. (The original quote can be found here: link).

To answer this, let's take a look at the Mastercard security practices. These guidelines appear to have been recently updated. The entire set of compliance practices enforced by Mastercard can be found here.

As far as I can tell, their documentation for security is quite exhaustive. Per that site, Mastercard is supposed to ensure compliance of TPP (Third Party Processors) through annual onsite audits. Additionally, TPPs are responsible for quarterly network evaluations. According to my reading of the documents, it appears that these results must be submitted to Mastercard to ensure compliance.

On the other hand, if Mastercard classifies Cardsystems simply as a merchant, then its security requirements are a bit different. However, Mastercard still requires certain audits. Depending on the number of Mastercard transactions processed yearly, an annual onsite review may be required. For merchants processing greater than 20,000 transactions a year, a network security scan is required quarterly. Again, one would "assume" that these results must be sent to Mastercard. Given Mastercard's claims that 16,800 accounts are at high risk for compromise after the breach, it is not unreasonable to assume that Cardsystems processed more than 20,000 Mastercard transactions a year.

In either case, Mastercard customers could reasonably expect that Cardsystems would have been audited at least once in that five year period to ensure compliance. Why weren't they?

I understand that Cardsystems has openly admitted to having lax security procedures and inappropriately storing customer data, but it would also be nice to find out where Mastercard was in this whole mess!

In their defense, Mastercard does offer zero-liability protection so any charges made by theives using the stolen credit cards will not be seen by customers.

Hopefully lawmakers will join the fight to protect our identities. California lawmakers recently passed legislation that forces companies to report all security breaches. Hopefully other states will follow. This legislation does nothing to create a new data security standard, but it does ensure that any company allowing such a breach to occur will face intense public scrutiny. No company wants bad press and hopefully that will drive them to increase their security standards.

However, legislation can only go so far. Each company must use common sense and enforce upon itself a higher standard of security than is mandated by its partners. By challenging themselves to provide more than the minimum amount of data security, let's hope that these companies keep our data safe and situations like this never happen again.

LA Times Wiki

Good evening.

Per the Slashdot story, it appears that the LA Times has launched a Wikitorial. This appears to be a new term for an editorial that is available for edit via Wiki software.

For those who have never heard of a Wiki, it is a piece of software that allows viewers of a website to edit its content. This type of content management system has been made popular by Wikipedia which is a user-editable online encyclopedia. The articles are initially entered into the system as shells and then users are responsible for adding more content. Additionally, the users are responsible for policing themselves as to the accuracy of the articles. For an encyclopedia, where the "facts are the facts", it seems to work well.

However, will this work for articles that are written specifically to stir emotion, as editorials are? Many respondents in the forums at Slashdot seem to think that this will fail. Whether this particular implementation fails or not, I think this creates an interesting opportunity.

Traditionally politicians/leaders have gauged the constituent's opinions about matters through polling. These poll questions are typically answered by those selected from a random sample and are yes/no in nature. This gives our leaders a binary reaction to their policies or our opinions. However, each person has a slightly different take on that yes/no response. So, do Wikis provide the public a way to collaborate and form a document that represents the many subtle intricacies of their opinion on a matter? With a base position statement posted to a website, constituents could interact in that web space by editing the document until people are satisfied that it represents their opinion. This would give the politicians a great way to take the pulse of the people. In other words, it may be like 500,000 people signing a petition supporting a particular statement. Except, the statement they were supporting would include their own opinions and users/signers would feel a vested interest in the document knowing that they have personally contributed to the final product.

Obviously, social laws would have to be strictly "enforced". Ie, people with stricly opposing views may spend their days and nights editing each other's edits. Maybe in this case, there could be a way to have multiple versions of the same sentence to make both happy? Or, these two battling minds could "fork" the document to create two new documents that cater to their opinion? I consider this second option to be less than ideal since too many "forks" in the document would not give the politicians that coherent view of what their constituents believe.

These are just a few of my thoughts. Does anyone else have an opinion? I really think that this could revolutionize the way politicians/leaders discover the true, detailed, subtle and sometimes contradictory opinion of their constituents.

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Great DC Ride

Good afternoon all!

As many of you know, I am not a morning person! But, today was a welcome exception. After hanging out with Amanda last night, Patrick and I made a great ride around the DC area this morning.

It is something that I have wanted to do for years. Every time I drove into the city I would see bike riders traversing the Key bridge and riding through Georgetown. Having a dream of being a bike messenger, seeing riders zig zag through traffic in the city always makes me smile. Well, today it was my turn.

Patrick and I started from his apartment in Crystal City. We went to the West, away from the city. The bike/running path system in and around the DC area is great. Patrick had an excellent map of all the paths and their distances. We made a critical mistake by leaving the map behind, however. The trails are quite intertwined and we lost our way on one or two occasions.

On the whole, we managed to follow the Custis trail around the metro area. We ended up riding parallel to 66 into Rosslyn. Once in Rosslyn, we crossed the Key bridge back into Georgetown. It really was quite fun to finally be the guy riding across the bridge and not the guy watching. As many of you know, I am not particularly fond of bridges ("Charleston, SC, Hello!" --Larry King). But, perched atop the bridge we were able to see Georgetown University to the left and the Kennedy Center to the right. Once in Georgetown we weaved with and against traffic and had a blast. Of course, safety was our top priority!

From Georgetown we rode to the White House. Another goal was to ride down Pennsylvania Ave (the closed portion directly in front of the WH!). ACCOMPLISHED. It wasn't that crowded so we had a good view of 1600 and didn't end up in too many tourist photographs.

1:58 and a huge smile. I am a happy camper. I have talked about riding with Patrick in the city for almost a year and I am glad that I finally did it. If he enjoyed himself as much as I did, we'll do it again soon!

Friday, June 17, 2005

Creative Spam

Well, today marks a new day in Spam technology. Let me tell you what I mean.

I was lucky enough to receive a message giving me advance access to a brand new underground college magazine. How great?! But wait, it gets better. The sender obviously realized that people are wising up to spam and can spot it more quickly. So, to throw me off the scent, they addressed me as an old friend: Bill. Seeing how my name is William, that makes obvious sense. Except, no! My friends call me Will, thank you very much.

It appears that the spammers creation of a trivial formal to informal name translation function has backfired. Any email I receive that is addressed to "Bill" will be immediately marked as spam.

What losers!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

More Wifi Insanity

Hello again.

I just had to pass this on: http://www.metrofreefi.com. This site lists all of the confirmed, free WiFi access points across the country. Of course, it is entirely community operated, so your mileage may vary. But, for those who are going between cities and need quick, cheap wireless access, this site seams like the place to be.

I also happened upon this article at the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/13/technology/13wifi.html?adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1118930667-7Z2OvphR49V35BGpFRFWEA
It would appear that people are getting tired of people freeloading of their WiFi and taking away seats from actual, paying customers! How rude. More interesting, however, is the mention about a researcher at Berkeley who just got his Masters doing research similar to what I have started to study. Those Berkeley bastards are always stealing my ideas. (Sorry, the alliterative desire was too strong to censor myself!)

I guess that is all for now. I will post more tonight about the insanity that is air conditioning installation.

Internet Memory Lane

Well, folks, the Internet has done it again. The wayback machine has made it possible for me to easily lookup the past contents of my personal webpages.

I originally started to peruse the archive to find the "Email Loser". However, no such luck. (Don't worry, I will eventually find it!)

But, during my search I did come across a few of my "rants". I wrote four rants during my freshman year at Furman. I thought they were hysterical at the time. People didn't really rally around them like I hoped. But, that's their loss!

And now, I present you with my favorite of the rants: Girls Asking Guys.

I have found that the most ridiculous thing ever created in this universe are dances where the girls get to ask the guys. Some may say, "Great, this is a perfect way for the girls to show that they are an independent gender!" On that note, I heartily agree! Unfortunately, ladies asking is where the feminine initiative ends. The remainder of the neverending evening is the responsibility of the guy, despite the fact that I find her loathsome. Oh wait, that got personal. Anyways, the point remains. Since when do I get the pleasure of being asked by a girl that I may -- or may not -- want to go with and then also have the honor of paying for the dinner and driving her around like I am Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy? Here's what I propose: Either the girl pays for the date and makes the arrangements, or the guy gets to choose who he wants to make miserable for an entire evening (again, my case only).


Please note that this version differs slightly from the original. Edits were made to correct embarassing uses of slang that no longer sound as cool as they did five years ago!

Deprecating Blog Titles

First, let me say that I am very guilty of what I am about to write about.

With that out of the way, let's press forward.

I have long wondered why many people title their blogs in a self-deprecating manner. I have informally studied the titles of blogs and have seen a very sad trend. Of the blogs that my friends operate, many of them are titled in a self-deprecating fashion. Consider these:
"Diversionary thoughts of graduate research, pondered instead of pursuing legitimate thoughts of graduate research..."
"the unequivocally undeniable rantings of a ..."

However, I think that the problem is wider. I looked through a list of all the Microsoft Blog titles. Superficially, these are supposed to be professional weblogs that are hosted by Microsoft for their employees. They are meant to provide information to the community about the inner workings of Microsoft and their products. However, a significant number of the blogs were titled in a self-deprecating manner! If you were the administrator of such a site, would you want your employees portraying themselves in a less-than-favorable light?

Note that I am not saying the administrators should censor things written in these blogs that may be bad for the company. Rather, I am suggesting that Microsoft would want blog readers to believe their employers aren't idiots.

Do you think that when people choose the titles of their blogs they are trying to lower their reader's expectations? Would a new blogger prefer to have their readers expect little and be pleasantly surprised? I think that it is definitely harder to title the blog self-importantly and try to live up to those expectations post after post!

I think that a nice middle ground would be to title the blog factually. If you are going to write about compilers, title it something like "Compiler Blog". If you are going to write about pop culture, title it "Culture Clash". Or, if you are going to write about me, title it "Boring!"

See, I did it again!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Be Cool

Tonight I was able to finally see "Be Cool".

When the movie first came out, I couldn't wait to see it in the theatre. It had been forever since I saw a movie in the theatre, and was quite excited about this film. However, its time on the big screen came and went too quickly. I missed out.

Last week the movie came out on DVD and I realized that it was time to strike, while the iron was hot. I put aside my intense dislike for Blockbuster and rented it. I will spare you a review, but suffice it to say this: EXCELLENT.

I was most interested in seeing the movie because I am a huge Vince Vaughn fan. I will see that he did not disappoint, however he was not the standout performance. That standout performance was turned in by Andre Benjamin. You pop culture fans may know him better as Andre 3000 of Outkast fame. Amanda also tells me that he is a vegetarian.

Anyways, he is absolutely hysterical. No line's comedic value was wasted. His performance was reason enough to rent this movie.

As many of you may know, I love to quote movies. Vince Vaughn's characters are usually quotable, in any movie. For instance, "Vegas, Baby" and "You're so money and you don't even know it" from Swingers. Or, try, "I, for one, will congratulate each and every one of them -- Hi, purple bikini" from Dodgeball. This one is no exception. I will leave you with the single greatest quote from the movie:
"I got the style that makes the ladies smile."

Rent it! You'll laugh.

More Wifi Statistics

Good evening.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to present some further Wifi data that I collected today. This collection was particularly interesting.

Many people came and went giving me some insight into session length. I was able to capture the beginning and end of 11 sessions. The average session lasted 57 minutes. The longest session lasted 133 minutes (over 2 hours) and the shortest session was just over 1 minute in length. So, the 57 minute statistic may be slightly misleading.

I have included another pie chart below. A few observations are in order:
1. There were no p2p sessions.
2. There was less IMAP traffic this time.
3. There was no POP traffic.

This differs slightly from the previous statistics slightly. However, overall the picture looks the same -- lots of web!



From the data, I was also able to extract the sites visited by users (using DNS queries). It is hard to say anything about this data. However, it is obvious that webmail was a frequent destination of surfers: UVA webmail, hotmail, and gmail. Also, the DNS queries seem to indicate that many surfers frequent sites that are supported by Akamai technology -- very interesting.

In the next few days I hope to set up a website to facilitate country wide data collection. I would like to make it possible for a person to capture their own data and submit it. By letting people submit statistics, I think that I can create a picture of wifi statistics that are more applicable to the general population. One Panera in Charlottesville, VA does not a well-rounded study make!

Thanks for the comments about the study. Keep them coming!

Monday, June 13, 2005

Wifi Hotspot Statistics

Good evening.

I was at it again today. Besides cooking, I was collecting data for my study. I have expanded the scope of the study slightly. Instead of focusing simply on the length of connections, it would be interesting to see if the Internet workload is different depending on your connection type. Specifically, is there a specific set of network resources (email, certain websites, etc) that are more often used when temporarily connected to a free access point? Or, do people treat these free wireless hotspots as a second office where they perform the same routine network activities they would from their home or desk?

First and foremost, people need to be aware that when they are connected to these access points, there is very little security. As people sit down and start up Outlook to check their email, a password may be transmitted in plain text making it available to anyone sniffing the network. This security gap can easily be corrected by using a webmail client that offers HTTPS connections or using IMAP with certificates.

If you were to look at the statistics I collected today (displayed to you, the reader, in the following pie chart), you would not notice anything out of the ordinary. However, I was surprised by one thing in particular. It was part of my initial hypothesis that users of these free access points would primarily do web/email. I figured there would be a little AIM chatting also. But, I never imagined that someone parked in a cafe would fire up a p2p app (Gnutella) and start downloading. I have not looked at the specific packets yet, so it is possible that these packets are a result of a system tray application that automatically executes on connection to any network and do not represent a user request. Nevertheless, I am surprised.



I am going back tomorrow for round three of data collection. I wonder if I'll see anything new.

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Sunday

Well, it would appear that one, JulieP, has reemerged from Internet darkness. There were times today when I almost broke into tears as friends of mine got emails from Julie and I didn't! Oh, tears. :-)

In other meta-news (defined as bloggable items that arise from previous blog entries): Someone nicknamed "bee" has mysteriously appeared in the comments. I would like to say that I have honestly no idea who this "bee" is. Dan used his expert "ninja" skills to try to ascertain the true identity of "bee". However, Dan has failed and I with him. So, if you have any insight into who this may "bee", please let me know.

Finally, I would like to regale you decent readers with more tales from the kitchen. I am sure that one, or all, of you have dined at a Chipotle, Moe's, Zazus type restuarant. I always love these places but they slather their creations with Sour Cream. Don't get me wrong, I love Sour Cream. However, the amounts they use actually disgust me. To their credit, they do not use a caulking gun to dispense such cream (like Taco Bell).

But I digress. I decided to try my hand at something like this. So, I purchased the ingredients and set to work. The beans were the most interesting part. I put some diced onions, garlic, diced green pepper, extra VIRGIN olive oil and the beans in a sautee and let them COOK! Added some Uncle Ben's white rice and grilled chicken into the mix and I was good to go. As for a tortilla, I bought the biggest one possible. By this metric, I ended up purchasing some stupid low-carb shells. This turned out to be a mistake. Whatever they do to low carbify them makes the tortillas stringy and elastic. I needed a very sharp knife to cut through the shell. I also had great intentions of adding some salsa, but simply forgot. The beans, peppers, onions etc did provide enough sauce to keep me going.

Overall, I would say it was another resounding success. If you want to try this sometime, let me know. I'd love to have people over.

I am off to the 'teet to purchase fluids -- gatorade and Fruit20.

Keep me posted!

Chef Will

Some say it couldn't be done. Well, I went ahead and did it.

In the face of a long summer with very few friends nearby to hang out with, I decided that I needed another hobby. When you train for athletic events, it is almost more important to eat well than it is to do the workouts. Almost, almost. So, I decided to try my hand at cooking.

I have previously documented my escapades with stir fry and with a grilled veggie, chicken, spinach salad. Today I was trolling the cooking sites and saw "calzone". So, I decided to give it a try. The only hurdle was that I have no idea how to make dough. But, I found a nice recipe for whole wheat dough. I bought the ingredients and I was off.

After one false start (just blindly mashing all the ingredients together at the start), I pulled it off. The kneading process was slightly messier than I had imagined. But, it worked out well enough. Not only did it end up tasting great, it also looked great. To prove that it looked good, I have included some pictures!




I think that the next time I make this dish, I will add more tomato sauce inside the calzone. Also, I'll put a little more cheese. Come to think of it, I should probably make a little more chicken.

You wanna suggest a dish for me to try? Pop it into the comments!

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Initial Test Results

Hello.

I have recently embarked upon some research to study the usability patterns of people connected to free wifi hotspots. In my first study, I noticed some data that was quite different than previously published figures. We'll have to see how this holds. Not only did I find some interesting patterns in periods of usage, but I also noticed that many people access the wireless 'net using some form of an Intel adapter. This is probably the result of Intel manufacturing most "built-in" wireless adapters that are shipped with laptop computers these days.

Tomorrow I plan on collecting some more data at a different hotspot location. Eventually it would be nice to try to figure out if those who offer free wifi see a significant increase in their revenue. In other words, do people consider usage of a free hotspot as an obligation to purchase something from the owner of the hotspot? I know that I do. I would be interested to hear what the loyal readers have to say about this? Do you buy from those who offer free wireless internet access?

Not much

Hello!

I don't have much to say. Actually, I don't have anything to say at all. Hopefully tonight I'll meet up with Dan at BW3, hang out and watch the Nats game!

Julie's email made me really want to work at Google! Those snack carts are enough right there. Who needs and insurance plan when you have snack carts?! I sure don't!

Check out Scott's website and follow the construction of a floating car. He wants to use this floating car to watch Boston's Independence Day fireworks! This kid has forgotten more than I'll ever know.
web.mit.edu/~johnston/

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Long Day

I have to tell you, travelling is quite a long process. I had a flight tonight back from Cincinnati to Charlottesville. To no one's surprise, it was delayed. The plane was supposed to depart at 11pm. It finally departed from Cincinnati at 12:30am.

My ride back from the airport, Dan, noted some mysterious behavior on the Delta website. When he entered my flight information to check the status, there was a note saying that the departure time was 11:00pm. Then, there was an actual (estimated) time of departure showing, at the time, 12:00am. Finally, under "status", the flight was listed as "on schedule." This really made us both wonder what definition of "schedule" was actually being employed at Delta?

I would like to make this a longer post, but my eyes are having trouble focusing. Before I sign off, I would like to send out congratulations to Spiegel. He recently had a paper accepted to a very prestigious conference and will be making a trip to Disney World to present his work! Great job!

More tomorrow, hopefully!

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Back in USA

We have arrived safely back in the USA. I have been awake for over 24 hours now and must say that I am a little tired. The flight back from Warsaw to Chicago was 3 hours delayed. Once we got into Chicago, or connector to Cincinnati had long since left. We were booked into a United Airlines flight that would have departed at 9:15.

Attempting to check into the UA flight, however, was no laughing matter. We had to line up and enter a trough-like staging area. Patiently we waited as the three ticket agents worked through the line. Mom and I were the next ones in line when one of the three ticket agents looked at us and said, "The union's not paying me anymore." After this, he walked off. Within 20ft a pretty, female air traveller flagged him down for help. He stopped to help her, but refused to help him since the union didn't make it worth his while. So, I yelled after him, "I thought you were off?" No response. Probably for the better.

After being delayed in Chicago on board the aircraft, we finally left around 10:15pm (Central Time). We arrrived in Cincinnati at 12:38. Dad was there and was quite perky for such a late hour. We made our way to the Perkins and everything is good. I had the Everything Omelette, Banana Nut Muffin and Hash Browns. Wow, Perkins beats IHOP at WaHo any day of the week!

In other news, I received a notice from Apple that I was part of a voluntary battery recall for the 12'' iBook. I was pretty excited since my battery doesn't quite fit within the battery well. It sticks out and looks fragile. Looks are deceiving, apparently, since the battery has never been a probably. Nevertheless, a new, free battery is a new, free battery. I was disappointed to find that I didn't end up qualifying for the refund. My serial number does not quite match. I guess its good in that my laptop won't catch fire and explode. However, I am a little upset that I won't be getting a new battery for free!

Saturday, June 04, 2005

I Lied

Well, it turns out that I lied. I am in the Warsaw airport and our flight is delayed. I heard a rumour that there is free internet access in the airport so I decided to give it a try. Surprisingly enough, there is! So, here I sit and write.

I think that Polish coffee is awful. Its not the same as American coffee. I guess that Polish coffee is more like espresso. They don't give you very much and it tastes like bitter crap. We are in a Polish coffee shop in the airport and I considered trying to order American coffee, but then decided against it -- I'll be home soon enough.

Finally, to the person commenting on my photos of the Pope's statue: bite me.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Final Poland Entry

Well, it must come to an end. The Poland trip is almost over. Tomorrow we return to the USA. It has been quite fun, but I am very excited to be home again. It is very uncomfortable to be in a place where you don't speak the language. Even though you are surrounded by people, you share nothing in common with them. You can't say "excuse me" if you bump into them, or "thanks" for holding the door. Although I learned how to say such things in Polish, I feel silly saying them to native speakers. I consider it similar to saying "gracias". Even though I mean it sincerely, I am afraid I will come off sounding like I am making fun of their language.

Today was fun. We visited the salt mines. Many have asked, "What are the Salt Mines, Will?" Well, I will tell you: It is a place where salt was mined! I was surprised since I didn't know that you had to mine salt. As it turns out, for years and years you didn't mine salt. Salt for cooking was originally created by heating salt water until the water evaporated leaving granules of salt. After it was discovered that such granules exist naturally, mining was the preferred method of finding salt. The salt mines we visited today were on the original UNESCO World Heritage list. The original ten sites on this list were selected because of their "natural" occurrence and their importance to world culture. These salt mines are over 1000m deep and have been around for hundreds of years. They are organised into chambers where the salt was removed through shafts and sent upwards. The removal system was run by horses and was quite creative. The tallest cavern within the mines is over 35m. A few years ago, a hot air balloon was inflated and launched within this chamber -- the flight is the highest within a closed area as reported by the Guinness World Book of Records.

The pictures are slightly blurry because it was very dark within the mines. I had to use a long exposure to get as much light as possible. Also, we ran into battery issues. In any event, here they are. I hope that you enjoy!

Day 7

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Will, The Polish Pimp

Today was an interesting day. We saw the Cathedral where Pope John Paul II was the Bishop and then Cardinal. There were no pictures allowed inside the Cathedral itself. That did not seem to stop people from taking photos. I followed the rules for a number of reasons. I will let you imagine what those reasons were.

We got to see DaVinci's second most famous painting. Of course, the first is the Mona Lisa. But, The Lady with the Ermine is the second most famous. It turns out that historians think the Ermine is really a weasel. If you see the painting, you would agree that its a weasel. I gotta tell you, I don't understand art. I was excited to see it just because its famous. However, I can't see how it ever became famous. I am going to do a self portrait of me holding a field mouse and we'll see how famous that becomes. Yes, I know, I am completely uncultured. Maybe Dan or Nolan can tell me why these things are important since they are more cultured in the arts.

We spent most of the aternoon shopping for things. The market was nice. There were lots of original Polish items. So, we scooped up as many as possible. I didn't buy anything for myself, but nice silver things were purchased. Also, I bought a carved wooden Santa for a gift. I really wanted to buy a carved wooden monk, but I couldn't find one that I like. Before you judge me on that last sentence, you should really see the faces that are carved into these little guys. They are hysterical.

And, as for the title of this post, you'll just have to look at the pictures. If you can't stand the wait, skip to the second page to see the Polish Pimp in action.

Day 6

Tomorrow it is off to the Salt Mines and then back to Warsaw. On Saturday we start our trip back home. Let me tell you: I am very much looking forward to Perkins on Saturday night. An Omelette, a muffin and some AMERICAN coffee are sounding really good!

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Poland, Sad Poland

As we travel deeper into the country and learn more about the history, it appears that Poland's history is incredibly sad. They are a very patriotic people. They are full of pride and our tour guides continue to emphasize that they fought for their own freedom without the help of other countries. As it turns out, they have fought for their freedom more than once.

Today we visited and incredibly sad historic place -- Auschwitz. Unfortunately, it is something that I think everyone should see. It is such a sobering place. But, as the quotes say, unless you see it yourself, you are bound to repeat it. Obviously, I have learned about the Holocaust during elementary and high school, but it is just so different to be there. Standing inside the concentration camp, it is hard to believe that people can believe it never happened.

Also today, we visited a very uplifting religious Shrine. The Black Madonna, or Our Lady of Chestahova. It is a painting of the Virgin Mary done on wood. As scientists attempted to preserve the painting throughout the years, they applied a dark varnish. This is what actually turned the face of the Madonna the dark black color. We had a nice Father who gave us a tour. They do have quite a sense of humour.

Enjoy the photos!

Day 3
Day 4
Jasna Gora (Black Madonna)
Auschwitz

Monday, May 30, 2005

Poland Photos (First Set)

What can I say? iPhoto is so wonderful. I have downloaded the first two days worth of photos from the digital camera and then loaded them up to the CS web server for your viewing pleasure. Both of these sets of pictures are from Warsaw. We are staying the night in Polzan and then heading deeper intro the country tomorrow. I will post more pictures as I get them. Enjoy!

Day 1
Day 2

Sunday, May 29, 2005

More Warsaw

We had another great day in Warsaw. I took some great pictures. Well, great is relative. The history of Warsaw (and Poland in general) is very sad. So, it was very difficult to hear some of the things. Our tour guide was really quite something. He took around Mrs. Jacqueline Onassis when she came to Warsaw for a funeral in the 60s and was responsible for feeding news to NBC during the Pope's visit in 1979.

Tomorrow we are off to the countryside. I will post pictures as soon as I get them. I would write more, but the Internet time is ticking away.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Live Blog in Poland

Good day.

We are here in Poland safely. The flight was quite long, and without the amenities you would expect from an international flight. However, I did get to watch Spanglish during the trip -- I realized it sucked without wasting any extra time!

We are in Warsaw for a few days. It's quite the city. Apparently it was completely rebuilt after WWII. You can tell. The architecture is modern and the infrastructure is excellent. The roads are in great shape and there is TONS of US influence. As a matter of fact, I timed how long it took me to see a McDonald's after leaving the airport -- 14min. Not bad!

Now, if they would only tell me how far things are in feet and how much it costs in USD (not PLN), I would be all set.

I will send along more updates once I find a place where the Internet access is cheaper!

Have a safe trip to California you two.

PS: IMLU AFR (unscramble it!)

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

One of the worst articles ever

Usually people who blog share articles that are interesting, useful, insightful or otherwise worthwhile. Today, however, I will share an article that is not interesting, not useful, not insightful and otherwise worthless. This article just made me cringe. Enjoy! ;-)

http://www.forbes.com/business/2005/05/25/cz_dl_0525linux.html

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Ironman Photos

http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~whh8b/blog_photos/ironman

Check them out! When I exported them, I made them a little too small. I will try to change that.

What great photography by one Amanda F!

Friday, May 20, 2005

Florida Half Ironman Update

Good afternoon.

Sorry for not posting recently. I have been in Florida preparing for the 1/2 ironman. It is now only about 1 day away. I am terribly nervous. Just thinking about it causes my hands to shake.

The weather down here is hot, as expected. We are supposed to have thunderstorms on Sunday (race day) so that should add an element of intrigue. Tomorrow we will head into Orlando and I will complete registration and store my bike in the transition area. That should be a big step and will give me the opportunity to see the lake where I'll swim. I won't look for too long ;-)

But, I was writing mostly to say thanks to everyone who has helped to take care of my office space during my trip. Such a bad time to put carpeting down.

I will keep everyone posted as to the outcome of the race and will be back and ready for a lunch on Tuesday!

PS: This post is from Panera. That was mentioned for obvious reasons!

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Further Friday Facts

Alliteration!

Well, what can I say? Friday is over. Today was quite interesting and definitely revolved around food. For lunch the gang went to Panera. I actually tried something a little different -- I had the bean chili soup instead of the chicken noodle. I am such a rebel.

Later in the afternoon, the CS department had a cookout on the steps of our office. I just love the smell of a grill when burgers and hot dogs are being served up. Its definitely a smell that I associate with summer and we all know how summer is my favorite season!

Wasting no time, we all departed for a Happy Hour at Milan. Surprisingly enough, I found out the best way to limit your intake at such great restuarants: order off the kid's menu. It was the perfect portion and included french fries, which I had been craving. The only downside was that the waiter brought the dish and gazed at everyone at the table trying to figure out where we hid the child. Obviously, the kid-at-heart cannot be recognized by a waiter.

There was one event today that did not revolve around food -- our research group meeting. While there, we got some interesting news. I am not sure exactly how much I am allowed to say, so if you want to hear a good story, just ask me in person (one to one email is also acceptable). I think this story is worth it!

8 days and counting -- I am getting awfully nervous.

A Poem!

_Stool Softener_
Oh medicine, you soften my stool.
To the bathroom I flee
In such a rush I look like a fool.
Upon arrival, the poop feels like pee.

Seriously, what did you expect me to rhyme with "flee"?

Friday, May 13, 2005

AIM Trouble

Uhoh!

I just got an email from my advisor. It would appear that his schedule is quite busy tomorrow but he wants to take some time to work on a paper that is due this weekend. So, he suggested that we do a remote teleconference. He actually suggested that we use "yahoo chat" which, as we all know, is roughly equivalent to AIM.

I hope that this isn't going to be the end of my no-AIM lifestyle.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Early Morning Colloquiums

Hello!

Just wanted to let everyone know that Dan and I braved the early morning (about 9am -- that's hella early if you are a grad student!) to head to a CS department colloquium.

Besides getting up early, Dan and I were lost as to where the talk was being given. That ended up being a very good thing. In getting lost, we actually found a hallway where refreshments were being served for free. Like Columbus who thought that he actually arrived in India, we dug in thinking that the refreshments were for the presentation (as advertised). It turns out that we were in the wrong spot, but were incredibly lucky! Dan grabbed a few free brownies and I grabbed (double-fisted) some coffee.

Once we arrived at the real talk, the refreshment setup was terribly dissapointing -- cheap coffee and wimpy doughnuts. I can imagine that's how Amerigo Vespucci felt when he discovered America (I'll let the interested reader draw their own conclusion as to how Amerigo actually felt). What great luck that we happened on the better snacks even if we did have trouble tracking down the speaker.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Dave Matthews Band

Well, here's the deal.

The last time that the Dave Matthews Band released an album, I was really excited. The Busted Stuff album was going to be the first DMB album that I bought. I wanted to buy it because, well, you know, I like a good bandwagon. In all seriousness, my roommate had downloaded some of the Lily White Sessions and I really enjoyed them. I heard that Busted Stuff was going to be based upon that material. So, I was excited. As it turned out, they are very different. And, with the exception of Gray Street, I did not particularly enjoy the Busted Stuff album.

But, like the sucker I am, I have heard that the new album is really good. EW actually gave it an A- (but, who really cares what the critics have to say -- its all about what you enjoy!). So, I am going to give it a shot. I figure that with the $15 gift card that we won at the trivia contest, it won't be a huge loss if I don't enjoy it.

Also coming soon on the musical docket is Jason Mraz's second mainstream release. It is expected in late July and I am really pumped about it. I loved the Waiting for my Rocket to Come album. I can listen to that every day and never get sick of it. I like Jason Mraz even more after my trip (with my best friend) to a county fair to hear him.

I guess the bottom line (or middle C, if you are reading Treble cleff) is this: its going to be a big summer for me and CDs!

In other news, after correcting all blog entries with the incorrect spelling of Lord Hardwicke's I managed to drop significantly in the Google rankings. However, I have struggled back with the help of a recrawl by the Google spider. A search for "Lord Hardwicke's Charlottesville" will send you to the Real Waste of Time on the second page of results.

I figure that the more times I can say Lord Hardwicke's on this page legitimately, the higher my ranking will go. Lord Ha... okay, that's enough!

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Feeding Harry and Tony Danza News

Good evening.

I just wanted to let you know that I fed Harry this evening. Per's the ER docs suggestion, I have starting feeding Harry with the stool softener. I am sure that you all wanted to hear that. The message on the bottle said that I would be "ready" in between 12 to 72 hrs. I started the clock and it only took about 15 minutes. That placebo effect is incredible!

Anyways, in the coming days, you'll have to forgive me if I rush to the facilities!

Now, to the more important part of this post:
An interested reader emailed me this bit earlier today: http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=4&cat=0809&id=2005050916210001638882

It would appear that Tony Danza was flipped while racing NASCAR star Rusty Wallace. You know what they say? Rubbing is racing!

Can't wait to see you at lunch!
Will

Monday, May 09, 2005

Hernia. Oh my.

Alright, alright, alright.

I went to the ER yesterday morning. I was having some numbness in my groin and could notice a slight bulge. Putting two and two together, the doctors diagnosed me with a hernia. For those of you not familiar, let me describe a hernia like this: Normally, the small intestine is held in solitary confinement within a muscular pouch. There are two small areas weak areas in this wall in everyone. Some people's are weaker than others. In a person with a hernia, the small intestine has managed to dig through this wall and is trying to make a getaway into the scrotum. Many people develop this condition, but that doesn't do anything to lessen the disgusting visualization of what is actually happening.

The doctors told me that the best way to get rid of the problem is to have elective surgery. In this surgery they place a mesh material over the weak spot for reinforcement. Unfortunately, I can't have this surgery until later this summer. This means that I will be competing in the triatlon with my hernia.

I've decided to name it. I'll call it Harry (the Hernia). In all conversations, please refer to him as Harry -- he hates being called names.

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Waiting for dinner

Good afternoon.

I am just sitting here waiting to head out to dinner. Its Lord Hardwicke's time (as I mentioned in a previous post). I decided to take today easy. Only 1/2 of a workout. I will do the remainder of what was supposed to be done today on Sunday then do Sunday's workout on Monday.

As I mentioned earlier, I am getting very nervous about the race. It would really be incredibly sucky if I didn't finish after training for all this time. I'm still trying to psyche myself up mentally. I am really starting to think that is the key.

I made it to Java Java earlier today. Without any planning at all I was joined by Julie and Nolan. That was quite nice because I was feeling kinda lonely.

While at the coffee shop I asked a guy about his headphones. He told me that they were from Shure and were incredible. Having worked as a professional audio technician (way back in my high school days), I can certainly believe that. Our company swore by any Shure product. This was not the first guy that I have asked about his headphones. But, every time I ask, the answer is the same: They're Shure and they're great. So, perhaps it is about time for me to pick up a pair.

In other news, my parents brought my tax refunds. Once those babies get deposited, the Mac Mini will be ordered. Once the Mini is running instead of this clunker desktop, I hope to have my energy bills reduced. That would sure (not SHURE!) be nice!

Hopefully I will see everyone tonight at Orbitz!

Cheesecake Factory

Just wanted to say that I had a blast tonight at the Factory. I had a mini crisis before I left, but everything worked out in the end. Tomorrow it's Lord Hardwicke's with my parents and then pool! I can't wait!

See you there!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Rough Day

Well, today was a pretty bad day.

Everything started out fine. I finished up the Theory test (as posted about earlier) and got some Subway. Things continued okay during basketball. I played for about 2 hours and had a great time. Its so funny that I am stereotypically caucasian on the basketball court. If it can be done while standing flat-footed then I am in!

Things turned ugly when I got in the pool. I realized that I am not where I want to be in terms of swim strength for my race. I was so nervous that I considered cancelling. As a matter of fact, I still am considering it. I just cannot even imagine swimming a mile. I do not think that it is a good mindset to have going in. If you can't picture yourself doing it, then its just not going to happen. I want to picture myself getting out of the water, transitioning to the bike and forgetting about swimming for a long time. However, that's just not happening. I really don't know what to do. Amanda offered me very kind words and that helped. She also told me something that my dad said about me to her (can you follow that?) and it helped too. I am just scared. Very scared. I thought that I was going to fail at the Marathon that I did in the fall, but thankfully we made it through that. Having Ben with me during it really helped and made it lots of fun. Its just that at some point I have to start being right about not being able to do things.

Sorry about the rant there. I keep these sorts of things bottled up inside until the point that my anger and disappointment with myself locks me up physically.

The day did end very well. We had an excellent trip to the IHOP ("They give you a hoddle of coffee -- you think somebody's coming, but I don't know who!). Afterwards, work on the OS project was progressing quite well. Then, we got word that it is not due tomorrow. Work promptly stopped! :-)

Okay, its time for an apple and some canteloupe and then bed! Here's to hoping that tomorrow's swim workout is much more productive and positive than today's.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Get Off Me CS660

Hey!

Just wanted to apologize for not posting a nightly update this past evening! I was working hard (hardly working) on the CS660 final. Its done now and that's all I have to say about it. Hopefully wit will follow in this space later tonight.

Keep up the hard work during finals. We'll be on the summer schedule soon!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The Dollar is Trying to Tell Me Something

I overheard this choice quotation while reading a paper tonight. As it happens, this juicy line is uttered by none other than Nick Cage in National Treasure. This only makes me want to see the movie more.

Tonight's post will be a potpouri.

First things first -- grass roots mobilization is a great way to make the man change. Having said that, when you know the "man", there's no need to be antagonistic.

Have you ever really hated someone and yet been odly in awe of them at the same time? That's the way I remember a former boss. When I was between High School and College, I worked as a Perl programmer for the summer. I worked for a company called Peet Consulting. The owner, and my boss, was Kelly Peet. This was during the .com heyday and we were employed by Thinkronize.com. The money was fat. However, I wasn't seeing any of it. In any case, I was being given crappy assignments and I got fed up. I emailed him and told him that I could be making more money working at McDonald's and that I didn't need this any more. So, with that triumphant email, I quit. He didn't protest -- his opinion of me was obviously quite low. Anyways, to this day, I oddly admire his skills as a technology consultant and Perl programmer. (Please, no cracks about Perl -- this was 6 years ago!). A few years later I was in a situation where I had to recall some esoteric piece of mod_perl knowledge that he taught me. So, I emailed him to say thanks -- it really saved me. I get an email back and the only text was: "I bet you couldn't have learned that at McDonald's." And I was trying to be nice!

Random side note: I used to have a section of my website called "Email Loser". This was a place where I posted break up emails. Surprisingly, I have received quite a few of these. Anyways, one of my professors happened on to my website. While I was in his office one day for help he informed me that he loved the "Email Loser" section. He claimed that if email had been around when he was my age, he certainly would have had such a section.

Back to the present day. I was watching the Seinfeld pilot episode tonight. In the first few episodes, George and Jerry had a very different relationship with the coffee shop staff than they do in later episodes. For instance, the waitress knew both their names and was able to joke with them. I thought that "professional waitress" character would have been interesting later in the series. I wonder why they didn't pursue that further. George is also a very different character during the early episodes. Later in the series, George became quite a loser and pretty one dimensional (although still very funny!). In the first few episodes, George was actually intelligent (claiming valid, expert knowledge on the signals of women) and showed compassion and courage during one episode. Quite different from the character who pushed down a grandma to flee a barely burning stove. I guess that his character changed because it wasn't different enough from Jerry. Which did you like better? Early characterizations or later?

This wouldn't be a blog if I didn't post on today's events. Today was the final day of classes for this academic year. Things had just settled down into a nice routine. I do love a good routine. However, having class for three hours a day was getting quite old. I will enjoy the additional free time. There are so many things that I want to do -- scat (that is pronounced ess-cat), to name but one. Oddly enough the conclusion to the first year of graduate school was almost as uneventful as the first day of graduate school. I guess that as I get older, the various milestones are going to seem more and more "every day". Its not that I mind. I enjoy things that aren't surprising. I really like to know what is going to happen -- determinism is the name of the game. Would you agree with this? Do you think that milestones get less and less eventful as we endure them more and more? Do you enjoy surprises or do you like to know what's going to happen?

Sorry for the rambling. If I knew what self indulgent means, I would probably describe this post as such. Please, no links to dictionary.com in the comments -- I know how to use the .com! ;-)

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Survey time!

Julie forwarded me a survey. Normally I don't do these things, but she guilted me into it (by including me in a few of her answers!). So, gladly I will do this! Feel free to use the comments to respond to my answers or to post your own!

Three names you go by:
1. Will
2. William
3. Wills

Three screen names you have had
1. willatfurman
2. ohsitonit
3. sandbaggerfour

Three physical things you like about yourself
(this one is really, really hard!)
1. ankles
2. wrists
3. calfs

Three physical things you hate about yourself
1. NOSE
2. Chin (lack thereof)
3. Chest

Three parts of your heritage
1. Polish
2. White trash
3. Methodist

Three things that scare you
1. Any kind of insect
2. Infinite (also finite -- you'll have to ask me how those correspond if you really want to know!)
3. Being "found out" as someone who doesn't belong in a graduate school as good as this one
4. Losing my best friend (I had to include four -- I mean, of the tons of things that scare me, I figured 4 instead of three was okay!)

Three of your everyday essentials
1. Bob and Tom
2. Cell Phone
3. Caffeine

Three things you are wearing right now
1. Furman University tshirt
2. Livestrong
3. Watch
(you'd like to know if I was wearing more!)

Three musical artist or bands
1. Jason Mraz
2. Bare Naked Ladies
3. Live

Three favorite songs
1. American Pie
2. Subterranean Homesick Blues
3. Hallelujiah (Jeff Buckeley)

Three things I want in a relationship
1. Humour
2. Honesty
3. Faithfulness

Two truths one lie
1. I am addicted to coffee
2. I love my friends and family
3. I have self confidence

Three things about the opposite sex that appeals to you
1. Smile
2. Humour
3. Athleticism

Three favorite hobbies
1. Training
2. Studying (reading)
3. Planning group outings (read: lunch!)

Three things you want to do badly right now
1. My race
2. Sleep
3. Buy a mac mini

Three careers you have considered
1. Bike messenger
2. Live Tv producer
3. ER Doctor

Three places you want to go on vacation to
(nice dangling preposition -- the person who wrote this must be from Ohio!)
1. London, England
2. Hollywood, CA
3. Greenville, SC

Three kids names you really like
1. Apple
2. Seven
3. Trey

Three things you want to do before you die
1. Cycle across the country
2. Volunteer in Africa
3. Fly a helicopter

Three people you want to take this survey
1. Dan
2. Amanda
3. Loyal "waste of time" readers!

This was much harder than I imagined. Some of these items simply cannot be contained in just three items. For instance, the number of things that scare me are infinite, basically. The list of jobs that I would like to try is also quite lengthy (paparazzi -- I had to include that one!). But, this was fun.

Maybe the next time one of these floats around, I won't be so reluctant to partake!

I await your response!

OpenOffice 2.0 Beta

I was talking with Dan earlier today about OpenOffice. As it turns out, I had occasion to spend some quality time with OpenOffice after that conversation.

Dan had asked about a few things concerning the new beta version -- 2.0 beta. Of course, we all know what beta means: "You 'beta' fix the errors". But, in this case, things seems fairly stable and after using Writer for about an hour tonight, I feel more confident about answering Dan's questions. So, I will do so here.

Dan had expressed concern about the look and feel of 1.x OpenOffice. I agree that those versions look almost as awful as KDE (;-)). It looks all boxy and 1980s. However, the new beta shows promise. The icons are slick and the splash screen is cool. Overall, there is an improved level of "polish".

Dan also asked about speed. We all know that OpenOffice 1.x was more bloated than me after eating Papa John's. It was slow and there was lots of lag when simply clicking menus and even just typing text. In the beta, things are much different. Startup is not much faster, but menu response is better and there is no lag when simply entering text. These observations are made on my computer, a lowly 933Mhz with 256mb ram.

Coupling the new UI scheme with the speed improvements and OpenOffice 2.0 may start to be a viable Office alternative.

That's for you, Dan!

Monday, May 02, 2005

Debugging

Normally, debugging isn't bad. However, debugging a kernel module is awful! Everytime you make a change and want to test, the system must be rebooted. I suppose if I had vmware this wouldn't be a problem!

Ah yes, the infinite budget!

Sunday, May 01, 2005

More Blog Updates

Hello!

Thanks to a concerned reader for pointing that I should start to use RSS (atom) feeds. It would appear that I do have atom feed enabled. The url is http://hawkinsw.blogspot.com/atom.xml. If someone tries to use this and it doesn't work, please let me know.

Another great night of Karaoke tonight. Jeremy really wowed everyone with a great rendition of "I Shot the Sheriff". Speigel also rocked it out with the "If I had $1000000". That song always brings up great memories of a friend from high school. He was a pleasantly plump young man and always claimed that the lyrics went something like this:
"If I had $1000000, I'd buy lunch."
That always brought us to the floor in laughter. I know that he has asked to be mentioned in this blog before, so there it is.

Also, we fielded an excellent photo hunt team tonight. As a matter of fact, Dan, Pete, Julie, Wei and I make an excellent team. If anyone isn't familiar with photo hunt, come find me and we'll chat about it. Its slightly more than addictive.

The only thing missing from tonight was Juan. Although, I've heard that he was banned. Maybe Ron Mexico can bring him out of retirement.

I hope that the weather is great for tomorrow's GBBQ and that everyone has a great time.

We'll see you there!

PS: I deleted a comment attached to the previous post -- it was more than likely spam. We don't need that.

Saturday, April 30, 2005

Updates to the Blog

Good afternoon.

A concerned reader of this blog has brought it to my attention that Lord Hardwicke's is spelled with an 'e'. I would like to post his email in full so that all readers have an idea of the type of constructive criticism that we get here on a regular basis:

"Young Mr. Hawkins seems to believe that he has some ultimate restaurant
review power because his blog is the first hit when googling for "Lord
Hardwick's". I googled for "Lord Hardwicke's" myself, and got an entirely
different set of results--among them this Cav Daily review:
http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=14289&pid=941--but that's
only because I spelled it correctly. Among those who can't spell, Will
does have the ultimate power! Also, I've now learned that through poor
spelling I can locate Will's blog."

I should note that I don't think I gloated about my position as the top ranked web page for the search "Lord Hardwick's". I simply found it amusing. To make people happy, I have corrected all past posts to correct the spelling.

Thanks for helping make this blog the best it can be.

The Friday Recap

Well, the day is just winding down. What a day it was.

As I like to say, everything started off normal. I was able to get to Cingular and get a refund on the Blackberry (I was withing that fine 30-day trial period.) While standing in line I was able to make conversation with the security guard. He was a bomb dog handler during his time in the armed services and now works private security at the National Executive Institute. From what I can tell, the private security sector is quite lucrative.

I made it right on time to lunch. No, I don't mean "Will's on time", I mean right on time. We double timed it to the Cafe Europa. How does that place make such good bread? It must be laced with something. During the walk over, Dan made the interesting point that if you are made of sugar and walk through the rain then you will dissolve, not melt. Certainly an interesting point considering everyone quotes it from the movie as melting. In either case, Julie made it to the Corner and back in one piece.

I will spare the remaining intermediate details, and move right to the good stuff. As mentioned in previous posts, Team A was participating in the annual ACM Trivia Bowl! Going in to the event, I assumed that we had about 0% probability of winning the event. Once getting over the "grab bag" questions in the first round (it was a Jeopardy style format), we really hit our stride. Nate was able to sum our win up in the following web page:
http://www.cs.virginia.edu/nate/winners.html
Just a few notes to keep in mind:
1. Its "Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol", not "Dynamic Host Control Protocol"
2. Undergrads are much better informed of world events (that does NOT include pop culture) than graduate students.
3. Graduate students are willing to play dirty when there are "prizes" on the line, even if we aren't quite sure what the prizes are.

To show off, Team A shirts are being made for next week's CS Department Annual end-of-the-year get-together. If you would like a "Friend of Team A" tshirt, just email me or post in the comments. Its your chance to get in on the next "so five minutes ago" fad.

Amanda came down tonight for the Happy Hour (which I will get to), but was nice enough to give me a swim lesson beforehand. Her tips were incredibly helpful and didn't make me feel like the loser I really am. You can decide for yourself if I am just a loser in the pool or a loser in general. Its great to have someone who can be so many things in your life.

Finally, Lord Hardwicke's. After our last trip to the Lord, we were all looking forward to going back. Staying away from the Corn Fritters (which no one could digest!), we grabbed the Spinach and Artichoke Dip and Fried Mushrooms for appetizers. How wonderful and healthy! Just kidding about the healthy, but I am dead serious about the wonderful. Again, I feel as if I chose the wrong item. Don't get me wrong, the Double Club was great. But, looking at the other entrees I was jealous that I didn't make *that* choice, or *that* choice. So, that can only mean one thing: another trip must be planned!

Overall, Friday was a great day. I have felt recently that I am not doing all the work that I need too. More specifically, I feel as if I am not working hard enough. I'm not sure why. Everyone here is so smart and I am struggling just to keep up. Additionally, I am struggling with priorities. I guess only time will tell what the choices will be.

For now, I am off to sleep. You know, you gotta be rested up for Java Java and Photohunt -- these things aren't for the faint of heart.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Lewis Black

I forgot to post about this.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/04/28/lewis.black/index.html

This great article about Lewis Black is enough to make me go out and buy his book. Of course, being a huge Lewis Black fan, I have long considered buying the book. But, I didn't really know what it was about, so I was a little timid of dropping the coin.

Read the article and you'll be convinced too.

We've hit that sweet spot

I must say, a rather inocuous post about Harris Teeter has lit up this little blog. Of all (and by "all" I mean "three") the comments, "PequalsNP" certainly had the most disturbing comments. Simply put, he/she will eat absolutely any part of the cow as long as it is cheap. I enjoy being frugal as much as the next guy, but when it comes to parts of the cow, I don't mind paying that extra buck. Having said that, I don't eat red meat but two or three times a year.

I am slowly but surely breaking in my new running shoes. Given the price, each run should include a happy ending. If you don't know what that means, you should watch more Chapelle Show. Seriously, the second run with them was must better than my first. They keep me from running towards the outside of my foot. This shift towards running more balanced will eventually help, but in the short term it is a bit awkward.

Tomorrow should be an interesting day. By the numbers, I expect it to go something like this:
2: Events I will attend where free food is available.
2: Meals "out" with some greats of the CS department.
1: Hours of swimming lessons.
2: Hours of meeting time with the NESTers.
6: Teams in the annual ACM Computer Science trivia contest.
4: Members of our team in the aforementioned contest.
1: Winners in the contest.
0: Probability that said winner will be us!
1: Probability that hysteria will ensue.

Hope to see everyone around!

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Kroger vs The Teet

As many of you will remember, when I first came to Charlottesville I was totally committed to Kroger. I swore up and down that Kroger was the best -- there were no others that even came close. Then, thanks to the prodding of Tuba, I decided to try the Teet. I agreed to try Harris Teeter since it was such a funny name. I still can't say it without laughing! Can you?

Well, after my first visit, I was hooked. The apples, carrots, green peppers and turkey were fresh and the staff was incredibly nice. As a matter of fact, I have built up a friendship with the guy who runs the automated check out line. As a side note, I was worried last week when I hadn't seen him for a while -- I thought they fired him. But, it turns out he was just sick and took some time off to remember.

I digress. Tonight I encountered a terrible situation. The normally 24hr Harris Teeter was closed for rewaxing the floors. The guy at the door was nice enough to inform me that Kroger was still open. I really needed Turkey and apples for dinner, so I decided to give the K another try. First, Kroger is much dimmer than the Teet. Not inviting at all. Its like the Kmart of grocery stores -- odd and definitely retro 80s. I did find some turkey, but I couldn't find any Fuji apples. Once I located where the Fuji apples should be, I found only 3 left. They were mealy and perhaps even worm infested. Okay, they weren't that bad.

I guess the bottom line is this: Harris Teeter is clearly preferred to the Kroger. I would have to say that the x-factor in the grocery store list is Publix. These are only really common in the south and are actually headquartered in Florida. They have a great in-store sandwich shop that makes incredibly filling subs. The Boar's Head turkey that they serve is absolutely incredible.

In other news, I have recently been thinking alot about Greenville. I have been spending time reminiscing about my years in Greenville and at Furman. I have mostly been thinking about the summers with random Puerto Ricans (not to be confused with Mexicans) and all my college friends (and Cincinnati friends that I have kept up with throughout). I have also been thinking lots about the last two semesters I spent at Furman and the relationship that I formed and continue to enjoy. Its just incredible how much all my friends at Furman (who will go unnamed since they know who they are) have helped me and how I enjoyed my time at Furman. Based upon that, its hard NOT to think about it.

However, I am well-aware of the danger of spending all your time looking backwards -- you're bound to run into something and look stupid. I am very grateful to be making friends with people at UVA. So far they have put up with my neurosis and I really quite enjoy their company. There have already been a number of times where they have helped me without even knowing it.

I know that's a bit odd, or sappy, or whatever. But, its something that I have been thinking about alot recently, so I thought that I would write it down. I am looking forward to a great summer. Let's make it through finals and get down to it!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

BMP File Format

Hello!

I recently had occasion to do some programming with the bitmap file format. The bitmap (bmp) file format was originally created for Microsoft Windows version 1.0. It has evolved to version 5 and now includes compression and other nicities. In my dealings, I did not need these advanced features. What I found is that version 3 of the protocol suit me just fine!

While it should have been easy to accomplish my simple BMP manipulations, it was not. Some suggested that I switch programming languages and use prewritten libraries (some even posted suitable code in the comments at this blog). In the end, I decided to fight through it and see what I could learn. Most of what I learned can be found here:
http://astronomy.swin.edu.au/~pbourke/dataformats/bmp/
This site is very informative and very simple. While I did not use it, the source code linked from that site may be a useful reference for some programmers.

One important detail of the protocol that is not properly explained in that site is the required data alignment scheme. According to the protocol, the number of bytes representing each row in the image must be divisible by four. For example, consider a row of five pixels. Each pixel can be represented by a different number of bytes, but assume that each pixel takes 3 bytes. Therefore, in this example, each row requires 15 bytes. So, to conform to the protocol, a 1 byte padding must be applied before moving to the next row. This is very important.

Also, it is important to note that most C compilers will pad the bmp header data structure that is given in the aforementioned site. This means that you cannot simply write the structure to the file and assume everything will work. Each field must be written invidually. Of course, this is architecture and compiler independent so your mileage may vary. Just be careful.

Finally, remember that the BMP will be rendered to the screen in the opposite way that it is written into the file. In other words, the first data written to the file will be all the way at the bottom of the image. Not a big problem, just something of which to be aware.

Hope this helps someone, somewhere.

See you at the Guad!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Pete Gillen and other Sports Notes

Good evening.

I just came back from the gym and had to share this interesting experience.

As a Cincinnati kid, Xavier has always been the hometown favorite when it comes to College Basketball. Who do the rest of you like? The Bearcats? WHAT THUGS! Anyways, back in the "day", Pete Gillen coached the Musketeers. He moved on from Xavier and eventually ended up at Virginia, where I now study. A few weeks ago, after another dismal Cavalier basketball season, Gillen was fired. But, to my surprise, he still has gym privileges. How do I know this? you ask. Its simple: I SHOWERED with PETE GILLEN. Okay, its not like that. Its a locker room thing. Maybe you don't get it!

In other sports news, I must say that I am terribly disappointed by the layout/presentation of content on all major sports web sites. Espn.com is an absolute joke that is overloaded with Flash and links to commentary. Cnnsi.com does not have any discernable news content on the front page -- like ESPN.com, it is heavy on commentary. I must say that I don't care at all about what the pundits have to say. I want the scores, the rundown of the game. If, while reading the box scores, I notice something interesting, maybe then I would enjoy reading commentary. For instance, if I was reading the box score (recap) of a game between the Boston Red Sox and someone else and there happened to be a fight (yes, Red Sox and "fight" are redundant) then I would want to read what the experts have to say. Otherwise, leave me with the facts. I think that sportsline.com is the only remotely passable site. They have a live updating scoreboard that is especially great during March Madness. I have not had much occasion to use it for other sports, but for basketball it is incredible. The technology behind it is rather simple, but they were one of the first people to put it into practice. Today, this is referred to as AJAX -- asynchronous javascript and XML. What hacks! ;-)

Keep up the great work!

Good Weekend

Just giving you an update on the past weekend. It was a bit great.

On Friday night I decided that after dinner I would workout. So, between the hours of 1am and 5am I was on the bike. I went to sleep by 6am and was up at 8am.

By 8:15 I was on the road towards Culpeper. From Culpeper, our next destination was Dulles. Amanda's parents and I were hoping to get there in time to see Amanda fly overhead before landing. Well, we just barely made it. It was great to see her touch down and know that she was safe.

After we got her we went to lunch. It was quite good. Unfortunately I can't remember the name of it now. That's disappointing.

Once I got back to Charlottesville, I got to take a nice nap. Saturday concluded with some Starbucks and the Harris Teeter and then some work. Sunday, of course, was Java Java. Post coffee consumption (and hilarious chatter with Dan, Nolan and Julie about compilers), Amanda joined me for a workout. My new shoes were a bit of a disappointment, but I will give them one more try. For that amount, they better be like running on air!

By the time we got home and showered, I started to get a bit sick. I was light-headed and hadn't eaten enough for the amount that I worked out. So, we made a quick getaway to food. I really wanted the Ruby Tuesday but it closes at 10pm on Sunday. Bummer. But, good news, Subway was still open for business. Let me just say that the green peppers were radiant!

Well, that was the weekend.

I can't sign off without mentioning Monday. We had a great lunch with a whole host of people (including AMANDA!). It was the Humper, Spiegel, Julie, Dan, Nolan, Cliff and me! We got to watch about an hour of the world juggling championships on "The Deuce" -- how do those guys know that juggling can be so intriguing?

Hopefully Tuesday will be just as fun. Although, its not looking hopeful! ;-)

Saturday, April 23, 2005

Jeremy is a big LIAR

Well, there were at least two *very* amusing things that transpired this past day.

The first of those two shall go unmentioned on this site. For those of you within earshot (who wasn't?) then you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you witnessed one of the great embarassing moments. Let me just say that for that moment in time I completely forgot where I was. Hopefully it won't happen again and hopefully the damage wasn't too great. I certainly didn't think that she said "liberal".

Immediately after this event, Jeremy mentioned to me that John Conway would be speaking. I was immediately up for attending the talk. John Conway was, after all, the inventor of the Game of Life. The Game of Life is one of the first programming assignments that any CS major will complete. This program teaches loops and two dimensional arrays (I am sure there are plenty of other things involved that would be a learning experience for new programmers.) More importantly, the Game of Life is one of the most important examples of a two dimensional cellular automata. Basically, it exemplified that a simple set of rules for determining the topology of future generations can yield incredibly complex behavior. It may (or may not, depending on who you talk to) have led to the creation of a very important field of computer science and math (physics too!) called complexity theory.

I digress. Nevertheless, the opportunity to see a mathematician like this (despite the cynical protesting of one professor) was something that I could not pass up. At 4:20, Jeremy, Nate and I departed for the math department. Interestingly, Jeremy knew exactly where it was -- apparently there are chats in the math department on a regular basis and "they have great food." I think that we all know who to attribute that quote to! ;-)

The classroom was small. We had to pile all the way into the back. At this point, there's no turning back. We are in for the entire talk, for better or worse. Jeremy was making some comments and a professor in front of us leaned back and simply said, "This is a different John Conway." I was shocked. As it turns out, this John Conway is an expert on complex analysis and topology. While interesting, this is definitely not what we signed up for! As I mentioned, we were locked in. Fourty-five minutes and approximately 20 slides later, I was dumber but FREE. After Jeremy grabbed some free food, we made our getaway.

On a side note, I discovered the joys of having a left handed desk. When the little desktop is on the left side, it is so much easier for me to cross my legs comfortably. I'll have to make a mental note.

Well, it was disappointing that we didn't get to see*the* John Conway, but it was hysterical nonetheless. Jeremy lied, but it was FUN!

Hope to see you at Java Java.

I WIN

Good evening.

This will be a short post. I just wanted to gloat slightly. Some said that it couldn't be done and some bet against me. They said that I couldn't go one week with AIM. One person, who will remain nameless, even bet me a free meal that I couldn't make it. Well, as of now, I have been off AIM for one week! That means, I have won a free meal!

You can post congratulatory comments if you choose. I should alert you that I will not eat for a few days before this free meal. I'm going to make it worth my aggravation! :-)

I will post more later this morning!

Friday, April 22, 2005

Happy Friday

Let me start this post by revealing that Adelphia sucks. Of course, those who are subject to the grip of Adelphia are already aware of this. At least we are back online -- better late than never.

Unfortunately nothing very "bloggable" happened today. Also, last night's post did not gather much reader attention by way of comments. So, I have nothing to talk back about.

One annoying thing: Its very difficult to find documentation about the bitmap file format. After an hour of google, I finally happened on an interesting reference. We'll have to see tomorrow morning whether the information found there was accurate. I will post my created bitmaps as soon as I figure out the format. Don't worry, dear readers, nothing dirty will be in those bitmaps!

Look forward to seeing everyone on Friday. The last colloquium means only one more chance to double-fist the coffee. Are you ready?

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Up to the minute

Good evening.

Tonight I'm reporting live from the "hot, but not quite as hot zone." With the window open, and the incandescent bulbs turned off (or moved away), the temperature has decreased significantly. I will have to decide tomorrow if we will actually turn on the AC. (Note: I am using the royal "we". My next post may, or may not, include a third person reference to myself. You'll have to check back and see!)

I read a report today by ESPN/ABC claiming that 1/3 of the people with Tivos do not actually skip the ads while watching recorded programs. While that is surprising, I will report that I do not skip the commercials. I think that subconsciously I enjoy that "break" from concentrating on the content of the show. While most would argue that tv is a mind-numbing activity, there is no way that you can get the same enjoyment from, say, a comedy if you are not actively paying attention to the jokes. So, the bottom line is this: I'm a good consumer -- I don't skip commercials.

Do you have Tivo? Do you skip the ads? Why or why not?

Finally, I will report on my new Nationals hat. Simply, its great. I chose the faded navy blue with the white, script w outlined in red. The bill is preformed. I enjoy this style since it can be worn immediately without the messy break-in time of the standard fitted baseball hat. With my hat comes another win for the Nationals. I am hoping to get tickets to a game soon. If anyone is interested in going with me, please let me know. I think it'll be a great summer time outing.

See you Thursday!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Franchise Update

I did some additional research about franchise opportunities.

As I discussed with my college friends (Gnesda, Ben, Jen and Robby), my goal is to own and operate (with the aforementioned friends) a Chilis. According to the Chilis website, it will take approximately $5 million in personal and $10 million in business equity as well as 5 years of franchise experience. En route to that goal, it was my idea to get the equity/experience with a Subway franchise. To get a Subway franchise, no experience is required. You can draw your own conclusions about this. What you do need, however, is between $200k and $300k. That's a respectable chunk of change. Any thoughts on where I can get that money? I doubt saving from my grad student income is going to cut it!

Note: Its still HOT! :-)

TV Shows and HEAT

As it turns out, it has been quite hot these past few days. And by "few", I mean two. Before that, we had a brief cold snap. Due to this cold snap, I had the heat fired up again. Well, when I walked in the door today, I realized a serious error had been made. Its about four-thousand degrees in my office. Okay, yes, there may be some exageration there. But, the point remains: its HOT!

To remedy the situation, two things were done. The first and obvious remedy to the situation is to turn off the heat. Done. Second, I opened a window. You may ask yourself, "Why is he telling me this?" Well, opening (and sleeping with it open) a window is not an easy thing for me to do. For some reason, the sound of the outdoors while I sleep is incredibly upsetting. As it is, I have a terrible sleeping pattern so any little distruption can cause some serious havoc. We'll see how it goes. Don't worry, I'll keep you posted.

In other news, I just got done watching my Tivo of the "Deadliest Catch". Its a new Discovery Channel show that chronicles these Alaskan crab fisherman as they fish constantly for 5 days. These five days are considered a fishing season and are highly regulated by the gaming commission. During the past seasons, at least one person has passed away at sea per week. That's crazy (quoting Brian Fellows)! I have always had a very big fear of waves. So, I suppose its a little odd that I am drawn to this show that follows fisherman as they brave giant rogue waves washing aboard. I give the first episode a huge thumbs up. If the death rate weren't so high, I would probably add this to my dream job list. Ask me personally if you are interested in the current contents of this list.

Well, a new person has entered the blog commenting fray! Welcome Anonymous. Of course, we all know who it is since he confessed. But, he (or she) posed a question: is my IM "strike" a Super Size Me type experiment? Am I going to return to IM after 1 month a new and refreshed user? Will I make a social commentary about my time away from IM? Well, for the record, the answer is "no" to all those questions. Saying that now, things could change. So far my hypothesis has played out exactly: the amount of time that I wasted with idle chat has been reclaimed into my day for meaningful work. Moreoever, thanks to my friends, I have yet to miss out on a social event. I was almost positive that this would happen as events are spontaneously planned, changed, confirmed, rechanged and reconfirmed within minutes over the IM network. I would highly recommend trying out the IM strike for a few days to see if you like it! One of our commenters tried this strike for 1 day last year. This commenter has revealed to me that it wasn't as bad as he/she expected. Give it a try -- what's the risk?!

Keep it up!

From the jungle,
Will

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

More AIM Insanity

Good day.

As it turns out, at least one person found my question about AIM away messages and personalities interesting. This person wrote a comment in response to my previous AIM post. I would agree with all the points made therein. I think that away messages are for the person writing them, not those reading. In other words, writing an away message can be a way to vent. It can also serve as a todo list for the day or an easy way to plan events and meetings while not at the computer.

I remember as a Freshman in college writing away messages telling people I was down the hall or taking a pee. Apparently I found it incredibly important to keep my friends/colleagues informed as to my location in the event that I was needed. I would definitely attribute this to an inflated feeling of self-importance that I felt during my freshman year in college. *That* is definitely the subject of another post.

In other news from the day, Lance Armstrong plans to retire after this year's Tour. I think its great that he is retiring to spend time with his Children. Hopefully he is medically well enough to have children with Sheryl. As a retiree he says that he will spend more time promoting cancer research.
Finally, in upsetting sports news, the Nationals have lost the first home game of the season. This breaks up the 5 game winning streak. Hopefully the Nats can get back on the horse and starting winning again. I think that with Screech on their side, nothing can stop them from winning the division!

Monday, April 18, 2005

Great Researching Document

Late last night I was doing some research on how to research. Boy, that sounds like an infinite loop if I've ever hear one. However, I happened across the following document:
http://www.cs.indiana.edu/mit.research.how.to.html

It gives some great insight on how to do research and how to not be frustrated and overwhelmed with the graduate school life. It was written quite a few years ago and specifically targets researchers at the AI Lab at MIT. However, you can easily see where these suggestions and heuristics (their terminology) can be applied to any graduate school in any field.

I hope you enjoy. Let me know what you think.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Thoughts about IM

Well, its been about two days since I have given up IM. I gotta tell you that there have been times where I had muscle memory going for the GAIM icons -- I think it was my desire to check away messages. The time that I have saved by not being interrupted by IM has probably been lost other places. But, I can only make one step at a time. The ultimate goal is to find where technology and connectedness are helpful to be and where they are a hindrance. Once I find that balance, I will be happier -- at least I think. The one thing that I miss dearly about IM is putting up the away message. I think that the away message morphed from a polite message letting people know that you aren't at the keyboard to something that represents and even defines a personality. I will spare you the details, but its easy to tell the difference between a person who chooses "I am away from my computer" as their away message and someone who comes up with something witty and funny. I enjoyed putting up random quotes from movies and shows. I enjoyed making riddles and posting inside jokes. But alas, those days have passed. Does anyone else think that away messages can help inspect someone's personality?

Before I close this post, I would like to thank those who have gone the extra mile to email or call my cell phone to alert me to events that I may otherwise have missed as a result of the IM strike (thanks for that name Tuba). So far so good -- here's to hoping that it can last.

Saturday, April 16, 2005

Quite A Nice Day

Well, today was quite interesting. I won't subject you to all the details, but I will run-down the highlight's. First, I got a good workout in this morning.

Afterwards, Dan, Julie and I made a run to Panera. Once there, I ordered the usual -- the Chicken Caesar Salad and Chicken Noodle Soup half-and-half. This time, however, was more sweet: they actually gave me the salad instead of calling an audible and giving me a Chicken Caesar Salad SANDWICH. Also, I got some coffee. At first I tried some sort of flavored coffee. Along with the splenda (the best type of sugar), the taste left something to be desired.

Once lunch was over, it was time for the main event: Vint Cerf's talk. I was slightly disappointed by two things:
1. No one in the CS department was alerted to his talk. I think that for someone as influential to the Computer Science world, the Computer Science department would have been notified. Not so much.
2. I cannot believe that Vint Cerf's name is not as well known as, say, Knuth. Obviously Cerf did not offer any sort of theoretical advance in Computer Science (in terms of Algorithms, computational complexity, software design principles), but he did perform an incredible engineering feat. This was no normal accomplishment: it is something that has changed the society forever. I'd say that's enough to get name recognition! :-)
Anyways, pressing forward. For someone who actually did great work more than 30 years ago, he is incredibly sharp and very clever. He told a very heartwarming story about how his wife actually was deaf for many years until she received a special implant that simulated the nerves around her ears helping her regain her hearing. How cool is that? During the hour and a half talk, he covered many topics: IP theft, peer-to-peer, IPv6, software engineering principles, software/OS/network security and interplanetary network communications. I should tell you that Interplanetary network communication protocols are really, really cool. If you want to know more about his talk, just email me. I will be happy to talk about it. However, the bottom line is this: He's a really engaging and entertaining speaker and I am very glad that I was able to attend.

Finally, in the third piece of big news: I have actually given up IM. Effective at 11:40 tonight, willatfurman and sandbaggerfour have signed off permanently. I have heard the naysayers tell me that it won't last a week. Its going to take a while to get used to. I think the hardest part will be the fact that I get very lonely at night time when I am in the house by myself. I guess that we'll just have to communicate via the blog! I know that won't bother people like Dan who have been trying to get me to write more. Here's to you DanO!

In the future, if you find yourself wanting to IM me, you'll just have to take the 1980s method and email. Either that, or you can hit me up on the cell. What a technological society.

Friday, April 15, 2005

Lord Hardwicke's

Well, we had a great time tonight at Happy Hour. It was a small, but great group. I must say that as I walked into the Lord Hardwicke's establishment I was a bit suspect. However, once I saw the menu I was sold -- it was huge. We actually got two appetizers, but once I realized what Corn Fritters were I stuck with the Spinach and Artichoke dip.

In other news, my week long rest period has lapsed and I am getting back into the swing of things. Today I did 1hr on the bike and felt okay. My anxiousness and generally annoyed disposition seem to have waned with the time off. So, that's good. I am going to stick very closely to the published traning schedule until the race. Hopefully this will avoid another bout with the Overtraining. Once the race is over I am going to take at least two weeks off. I can't wait! :-)

Okay, its time to sleep. Tomorrow is another big meal day -- Panera for lunch. I can't wait.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Two Posts in One DAY

Are you kidding me? Two posts in the same day?

Well, I am writing to inform everyone that the Flying Ninjas won their first softball game of the season. The Flying Ninjas is the intramural softball team of the CS Department Graduate students. In our first three games we lost by large margins -- we're talking 30-40 run deficits each game. By the third game we had managed to finally score a run. As a matter of fact, by virtue of being the visitor and scoring in the first 1/2 inning, we actually held the lead for the smallest of times.

Each game we improved -- slowly but surely. Finally today we pulled out the victory. It must be stated that the team we eclipsed was a group of mostly undergraduate computer scientists. This does not lessen the excitement of the 'W'. In the next few days we have a couple of makeup games. In two weeks we are going to enter the playoffs. Of course we are only in the playoffs because every team makes the playoffs. Again, this sobering fact does not diminish our hope!

Well, send congratulations to the team if you see any of us in the hallways!

I'm still not sure which is more amazing and unlikely: two posts in one day or a team of CS grad students winning an intramural softball game. You be the judge!

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

DHL

This morning I was walking from the bus to the building where I work and saw something so unbelievable I almost lost control of my bowels:

A DHL delivery truck was parked on a sidewalk. However, this is no ordinary sidewalk. This is a sidewalk that begins where the road ends. The delivery person had driven her truck nearly 200ft down a sidewalk to avoid the trouble of moving the packages to a dolley and walking them that last 200ft. I mean, seriously, that would almost be what they pay her to do. However, things get worse: As she climbed back in the truck after making her deliveries she speeds off down the sidewalk and HONKS at the students repeatedly to get out of her way. Its almost like the students were supposed to be there on foot considering it was a sidewalk, and everything!

In other news: YES, we shall dine again as two kings!

Finally, I must note that this is the year of the Cincinnati Reds. Buy those World Series tickets now!

Time for class!

Monday, January 31, 2005

Iraq

As all of you know, I am quite liberal. That being said, I think this is an incredible photo.



Note: The ink on her finger is what they used to make sure that people didn't vote more than once. It's definitely low-tech, but I guess it works.

Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Long lost photos

Hello again.

Well, I came across some really old photos that I wanted to share with everyone. Two summers ago some friends from Oberlin got me interested in triathlons. I met these guys while they were at Furman doing research with the River Basin Research Initiative which, among other things, was designed to teach young students how to stand in water waste-high and shock the hell out of fish in the name of science. But, I digress.

In the middle of the summer, we got two teams together and went north for our first triathlon. Some of the pictures that I have are posted below!


The tri was on a saturday morning. So, we got a hotel the night before. Here we are leaving from the hotel and heading to the race course. On the left is Patrick. To his right is Robin. To her right is Mike's bike and finally (barely visible) is Mike. This picture was taken ~ 5am.


Since I had the only SUV of anyone on either team, I was nominated to drive the equipment. From this day foreward, my car has been known as team van. I was responsible for transporting both the bikes. Mine is the lime green one and Mike's is the powder blue one.


Here is the transition area where all the bikes are stored. Some of these bikes are really expensive.


Not sure why I have a single of Mike. But, there it is. Check out that getup!


Well, when all was said and done, we kicked some ass. This is us just before receiving our awards. You can see the back of Mike on the very right. Diana is just to his left.

All in all, it was a great day.

Also, I couldn't resist posting this one from the archives:


Talk to everyone soon!

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Grad Student Must

http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/comics.php

Honestly, if you are a grad student in any field you must read this. It is absolutely hysterical.

Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Anonymous Comments

Not that anyone but Abi would really care about this, but anonymous comments are now enabled. You can comment on this crap without having to log in. I assume there will be tons of Spam commenting -- anything to keep Abi happy!

Fads

I think we all know "that guy" who hates everything popular. For example,
1. AIM: "What a stupid invention. I don't use AIM. I only use ICQ." Yes, of course, we all used ICQ back in the day. Instant messaging is a tool for communication. You can be as obstinate as you want and pretend to be cooler by using ICQ, but because no one uses it anymore, there's no communication going on.
2. Web: I know someone who actually wants to go back to gopher. Should I say more?
3. Blogs: Yes, they are everywhere, but so is the apple? I eat apples. Do you?

Let me be perfectly clear: Society may be diminishing as a result of these inventions. There may be less face to face communication, and more demand for instant access and gratification. However, to be categorically against anything that is "in style" seems sorta backwards. As many of you know, I am completely (almost categorically!) against change. But, I do like to go with the flow and evaluate each fad individually to determine if find it useful.

So what if I bought an iPod because I saw it in an episode of ER. I ended up finding it incredibly useful. I can't help it if everyone else finds it useful and buys one too!

I must be a square for getting on all the bandwagons. Sooner or later I am going to get too tired for the bandwagons, but for now, I enjoy riding the wave of pop culture.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Gabe Robins Slashdot Shoutout

This was too good to pass up!

Open up this slashdot story: http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/06/16/1747221&tid=126 and then search for "Gabe Robins". You won't be disappointed!

I'm out.

New Years Resolution

Well, well, well. I made a promise to a coworker that I would blog more in 2k5. She made me call it a resolution. So, only 13 days into the year, I am making good on the promise.

Tonight we had a great CS party. The reason for the party, as if one were needed, was simple: celebrate the fact that quals are over. For some of my friends, this week was hell as they took the exam that will pass them into PhD student status. To be fair, quals are not the end all of the transition, but they are important. I am sure that everyone did well because everyone here is incredibly smart.

Throughout the night, alcohol was consumed. As usual, some great things were said. Tuba kept a running count of what was said and what was "bloggable." Choice quotes should appear soon in the UVACS bulletin board. This board can be found at http://uvacs.proboards34.com. Check it out, its quite funny.

Abi, I hope that this entry gives you hope that 2k5 may finally be the year of Will's Blog. At the very least, I hope this shows that I am trying!