A pool report describes that President Bush has fallen off his bike. This is not the first occasion when Mr. Bush has wrecked a bike. This time, however, it may not have been a result of his clumsiness.
Just a short time before his accident, Mr. Bush met with U2's Bono. I believe that Mr. Bush's inability to maintain a perch atop his bicycle was a result of prolonged oxygen deprivation. You know, choking on Bono's ego can do that.
Other punchlines:
1. You can't expand your chest to take a deep breath when Bono's ego occupies all the space in a room.
2. President Bush suffered from Sudden Sniffing Bono Syndrome: a dearth of mental function resulting from the hair product applied by Bono to keep his horns covered.
3. The vacuum created by Bono's lack of personality sucked the ability to balance from Mr. Bush.
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