According to a new interview, Martha Stewart's jailhouse nickname was M. Diddy. Sounds like she must have been the man in those jailhouse romances.
In an exclusive interview, I was able to obtain some of the nicknames that her fellow inmates rejected before finally settling on M. Diddy:
1. M. Ziti
2. The Wino Rhino
3. Ice Cream
4. Salad Tosser
5. Braised Bitch
6. Vanilla Vixen
7. Good Thang
Editor's note: The above "punchline" could have been replaced with the following, equally lackluster, jokes:
1. Sounds like she followed the old adage, "get respect on the first day or never have respect."
2. Next, she'll appear on MTV in Making the Bake Sale.
3. In other news, she's training for Diddy Runs From the City Police.
4. The article also includes the following quote from her new Apprentice show: "You're fired. And by the way, it burns when I urinate."
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