The Pseudo Feud

Brooke Shields takes aim at Tom Cruise's comments about her dance with antidepressants.

Don't you just love it when celebrities feud?

Richard Karn: Welcome to Celebrity Feud. Today Scientology and Celebrity Mothers will face off. Before we meet the teams, let's have our first face off.
Karn: Welcome Tom and Brooke. Hands on the buzzers. We asked 100 people what they think of when they hear the word "pseudo".
BUZZ
Karn: Brooke?
Brooke Shields: Scientology
Karn: Good answer, show me Scientology!
DING
Karn: Not bad. That was the second most common answer. Tom, for the steal?
Tom Cruise: Psychiatry?
Karn: Good answer, show me Psychiatry!
BUZZ
Karn: Oh, sorry Tom. That answer is not even on the board.
Cruise: Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard. You're being glib. Do you even know the history of Family Feud?
Karn: I know that Louie Anderson could have crushed you and all the followers of Scientology if he were still the host. Now, show me the number one answer!
DING
Karn: Tom Cruise's relationship with Katie Holmes. Ouch. The Celebrity Mothers will control the game. Let's play the feud!

I guess it would go something like that.

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